Dear pseudoephedrine,
I love you today. I think that you are the greatest drug on the market. My nose and sinuses are clear and the pressure in my inner ear has now equalized. I must ask however, why oh why must people make meth out of you. It is rather inconvenient for me to have to bribe the pharmacist and sign over my first born for for some of your wonderful effects. I love you all the same and thank you again.
Sincerely, a severely congested nursing student on the first day of school
PS. I would also like to throw out a shout out to kleenex-you also rock